All I fucking know is, there is no better site for jerking off to pics and finding that really fucking specific shit you need to see. Maybe your fetish is so fucking sick and twisted that there are no videos for it, but there ARE a handful of photos. Maybe you saw a cute cashier bitch at the local drugstore and now wanna jerk off to a look-alike.
Maybe you forgot to pay your cable bill, and are trying to jerk off without wasting all your phone data. Maybe you are trapped in bumfuck nowhere with shitty internet. But why the fuck would you look at pics when you could be streaming videos? How the fuck should I know. Combining old-school image galleries with a clean design, you get a picture gallery with a ridiculous selection, speed, and convenience. Image Fap aims to be the best image-based porn site in the world.
You kids don’t know how easy you have it… Those videos were so fucking low quality sometimes you couldn’t even tell which one was the girl. Do you kids know that before high-speed internet came along, a man had to jerk off to pictures? Like out of a fucking magazine, a man’s jerk off material was either image files or waiting two fucking hours for a shitty minute video to download that you would replay twenty times while you took out your frustrations on your poor cock. Damn, oldschool Image Fap! A man must sometimes take time to appreciate the classics.
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